We have been having the most amusing conversations recently.
Us: Oh yuck…how can you say that when we’re having lunch?
Him: I have refrained from saying vile things at least thrice today
Her: That sounds so sensitive…it doesn’t sound like you!
Us: That sounds gay
Him: I used to be gay
Us: What nonsense. Why didn’t you answer my ad then?
Her: You aren’t sensitive enough to be gay!
Him: Yes, that’s why I’m not gay any more.
Them: You take care then.
Us: Will do. You too.
Us: There’s a period between the third word and the second.
Them: 🙂 Bye.