I suffer from convenient extreme short term memory loss.
So do I. I also plead guilty to frequent moodiness and an unpredictable temperament.
You know that’s allowed only once a month! You’re taking advantage of being the fairer sex.
Nonsense. My mind is a super-highway of hormones that get into traffic bottlenecks every month. And I’m almost never, if ever, fair.
And its words like that which turn a straight man gay.
You just like it easy, don’t you?
Sweetie, don’t confuse a challenge with the impossible.
It isn’t a challenge if you know the outcome, beforehand.
Then what is it?
Phew, I see someone with experience in this field. That much?
Someone once accused me of using him as “a mental penis for my intellectual masturbation”. There is a basic flaw in that statement which I won’t point out, at the moment. But there may be a shard of truth in his words. In that case, yup, definitely experienced.