I suffer from convenient extreme short term memory loss.

So do I. I also plead guilty to frequent moodiness and an unpredictable temperament.

You know that’s allowed only once a month! You’re taking advantage of being the fairer sex.

Nonsense. My mind is a super-highway of hormones that get into traffic bottlenecks every month. And I’m almost never, if ever, fair.

And its words like that which turn a straight man gay.

You just like it easy, don’t you?

Sweetie, don’t confuse a challenge with the impossible.

It isn’t a challenge if you know the outcome, beforehand.

Then what is it?

A ritual.

Phew, I see someone with experience in this field. That much?

Someone once accused me of using him as “a mental penis for my intellectual masturbation”. There is a basic flaw in that statement which I won’t point out, at the moment. But there may be a shard of truth in his words. In that case, yup, definitely experienced.

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10 thoughts on “Experienced

  1. Brad November 17, 2006 at 19:05 Reply

    mental penis for my intellectual masturbation

    Completely disregarding the fact that you are female, as this person did; he probably had a different idea of what ‘grey matter’ meant! 😀


  2. ideasmith November 17, 2006 at 20:29 Reply

    @ Brad: Be quiet!!!!! Disgusting man….


  3. conversationamongtheruins November 18, 2006 at 01:52 Reply

    “a mental penis for my intellectual masturbation”

    umm….very interesting choice of phrases…..

    Nevertheless i simply loved it.:)

    P.S. Women rock!!! We have the prerogative of being moody n unpredictible.And if truth be told,this is precisely y men love us so much…!!! 😉


  4. Pensive Lawyer November 18, 2006 at 18:10 Reply

    Intellectual masturbation is overrated. Yeah, its enjoyable when it happens, but to enjoy it fully, it should be in the right doses.

    What i wanna know is, whats the flaw you’re talkin about?…:)


  5. ideasmith November 19, 2006 at 14:35 Reply

    @ Conversationamongruins: 😉 They enjoy bitching about this habit too!

    @ Pensive: Ah…wouldn’t YOU lurrrve to know?


  6. Flirt-o-holic « XX Factor November 21, 2006 at 14:52 Reply

    […] And we now reports perfectly normal, innocuous conversations that we’ve had with people we knows reads us, with ze dash of spice in a way that makes them wonder what we is thinking and accusing us of being kinky. […]


  7. Pensive Lawyer November 21, 2006 at 16:44 Reply

    Thou art kinky. Do not lie to the world. Anyone who brings in handcuffs, a leather whip, silk stocking and melted chocolate into a convo can only have one thing on her kinky li’l mind. You perv you….:)


  8. Pensive Lawyer November 21, 2006 at 16:48 Reply

    i gorgot, u also included the blindfold. gets kinkier….hehe


  9. ideasmith November 22, 2006 at 19:43 Reply

    @ Pensive: We does not lie. We is what we is. We can also be most things that we (or other people) wants us to be…read that as you will! 😉


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