A laugh to start the year

Mumsy has a crazy sense of humour. Figures….I have to get it from somewhere!

Some of her wisecracks..

About Tushar Kapoor: He’s really dashing…he dashes all your hopes to the ground!

On a family photograph taken in poor lighting: The caption should read ‘Curry, currier and curriest’

About my wedding: When you get married, I’ll cry…not for you, but the boy who marries you!

After seeing the promos of ‘Jawani Diwani’: Why doesn’t he just change his name to Emraan Kiss-me?

When I make everyone late for the party with my preening: If that mirror of yours had a mouth it would cry “Oh, mercy, leave me alone!”

About Bob Dylan: If that’s supposed to be music, you can record my arguing with the milkman tomorrow…I’m sure it will be a bestseller.

I know your new shoes look good but they really don’t need to adorn the hallway.

Well, have a rocking 2006 full of laughter and love, all of you!

13 Responses

  1. mum;s …the final word…have an intent-fulfilling 2006…

  2. Wish you a great year too. :-)

  3. That’s a great way to start off the year. Wish you a very Happy, Prosperous and Healthy New Year!!!

  4. a happy new year to you :)

  5. lol.happy new year to you.

  6. Like I mentioned the other day….

    Humour does not seem to be passed on in the genes

  7. she sounds adorable!

  8. lolz!! she’s really witty!

    //He’s really dashing…he dashes all your hopes to the ground!

    lololz!

  9. Have a great year 2! That propels me to compile a list of my mom’s jokes too ! Will come up with the list soon

  10. moms are hilarious… mine is like that too… she makes fulltoo “popat” of me at every given opportunity… and i lahoo her for that :)

  11. haha! i like ur mum already. :)

    *got bumped over from anjali’s* :P –>

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